Welcome to the Class Reunion. You should check out some of the wh...I mean fine upstanding female alumnus we have attending!

Clair - "Bound to achieve and blow her way to the top." She was a part of the Freshman Ball Licking Club, Senior Fuck and Suck, and the Sluts of America!

Alexis - Known as a general fuck up, people had this to say about her; "When dicks are up, she's on her back." She was a part of the Sophomore Tits and Ass Club, Senior Dicks and Licks, and the Senior Bores and Whores.

Jasmine - Known as the "Business Bitch", people used to have a witty pun for her, "Crunch her pussy, not her numbers!" She attended the Business Fuckers of America, Senior Slap Me, Fuck Me Club, and the Sophomore Sleezey Bitches of Business Club.

Cindy - was a masturbation major, and was known as a chick who had "no brain, but who the hell cares?" She was interested in the Back Alley Ballers of America, Senior Jism Collectors, Senior Fine Ass Cheerleaders, and the Junior Hand Job Club.